so here we have what i was ready to consume in the breakfast let me break it down for you hash browns eggs x4 cumberland sausages (john line specials) bacons beans AND sausages chopped tomatoes golden drummers bread mushrooms milk for tea and scrambled eggs no secret ingredients
first line up the oven treat portions of the breakfast. my oven is PERM set to 180 so i just have to flick it on and wait 15 minutes
meat and reformed spuds
on the back of the stove, we got the beans and sausages and the chopped tomats ready to go in tesco beans cost 32p OR you can get beans AND sausages for 35p that was 3p well spent on extra meat methinks
over here, we have the bread ready for toasting, the 2 other slices are for 'mopping up' just incase you know, things are about to get messy
prepping the scrambled eggs, i went with 4 today. felt like a little extra protien after football rebuild them muscles and also try and increase my cholestorol by 10 million
the pre sliced reduced mushrooms have been garnished with salt and pepper and a little olive oil ill let these badboys chiil out for a hot minute
right, the oven treats are being heated up. that means in 20 minutes BREAKFAST WILL BE SURVEDDDDDDDD ITS ON
milk, salt, pepper and a few chilli flakes got whisked up together in the biggest bowl in the house you aint got nothing on my wrist action
the late keith floyd like a drink whist cooking so do i SQUASH
now everything is on the go im like a DJ, heating this up, stirring this, spinning that giving shouts out to sharron on her birthday
bacons have been thrown in the mix lets get a close up
YEAAAAAH PIG MEAT
the oven treats are free from the warm place its a bit tight for space in my lab so i dropped these boys on the dish drying apparatus
clunk, warm breadddddd
layer 1 the scrambled eggs (microwaved) go on first
layer 2 place the sausgaes around the eggs with the hash browns stragically placed. there was no more room so 1 drummer went bang ontop
layer 3 lay the bacons over the eggs and sprinkle the mushrooms in the gaps
layer 4 the runny stuff get the beans over as much as possible and fill the remaing holes with the chopped tomatoes letting it seep down on to the bread. YEAHHH
mount breakfast layers upon layers of goodness, im saying about 4000 calories tall
oooooooooooo look at the state of that
ariel shot from space Google EARTH SON!
sitting round the war table knife and fork, salt and peppers, pot of tea and the final touch a bita BROWN no dragon can chase me! all consumed in 10 minutes, i have the proof DONT MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN, I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH MY HEART CAN TAKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
