A daytime conversation via Facebook

Today, at work I got a message via Facebook via one of the random friends I have on my account. The opening line drew me straight in so, here is how it went down. Poor guy. Anyway, dont let him add you or anything.

Don Benjamin Morrison
hi sir, i am a banker in ghana and i have a business deal for you. hope you will coperate. thanks

Ray Juss
you want my bank details?
account number and sort code?

Don Benjamin Morrison
no
there is a dormant account that beers your second name and i need you to clear it for a percentage share

Ray Juss
wow, that is amazing. How much money is in the account?

Don Benjamin Morrison
there is 100,000 Ghana cedis and is about 70, 000 Euros.

Ray Juss
this is amazing, I will be able to feed my children and buy them shoes finally

Don Benjamin Morrison
well that is impressive

Ray Juss
Don, you have changed my life. How can I repay you?

Don Benjamin Morrison
u only need to send me any valid id card so i can procees u as the benefactor

Ray Juss
I will do that, first send me your account number and sort code as I would like to deposit some MONIES into your bank
to say thank you
for all your hard work
I will also need your address, to send you a card my children will make for you

Don Benjamin Morrison
that is not necessary now we are rather going to transact more better business

Ray Juss
but it is, my dead wife would like you to have the gift too. She died last year, this is why I have had much financial problems
she was addicted to doughnuts. Kripsy Kreme ones. It was a long a tough battle
please accept my gift Don.
I just need your account number and sort code

Don Benjamin Morrison
ooh sorry for ur wife

Ray Juss
I am crying
with tears of joy
and sadness
she would like to thank you from the grave
she will visit your house tonight

Don Benjamin Morrison
i dont think my account number is needednow

Ray Juss
as a ghost
send the details Don

Pause

Ray Juss
DO it
FOR MY DEAD WIFE
SHE WANTS THIS SO MUCH
FOR MY CHILDREN

Don Benjamin Morrison
as a ghost for what in my house

Ray Juss
she will not harm you
she comes in peace
she likes Fufu
please DON
send me your account number and sort code

Don Benjamin Morrison
ghost cant cant visit my house cos is protect by the blood of jesus

Ray Juss
She will come and thank you tonight
you will see Don
I must go
The spirits are calling me
Thank you for the gift of 70,000 euro

Don Benjamin Morrison
you better go and meet those spirit
cos am stronger than all of you

Ray Juss
bless you Don. You have much Fufu power.
Good bye